Phone-connected Clouds, as rated by Andy Sachs from Devil Wears Prada

Apple iCloud: The Andy Sachs from the beginning of the movie. Inept, loses everything, annoying and out of tune with everyone around her. Won’t be able to get you out of Miami in time for your Daughter’s Piano recital. Desperately needs a makeover with the help of Stanley Tucci. Literally just The Worst. I call iCloud “Emily”.

Google Drive: Andy after a makeover with the help of Stanley Tucci. Super competent. A massive force of efficiency and intuition. Could probably get you an unpublished Harry Potter manuscript. Unfortunately butts into your private life a bit more than you’d like, and has suddenly gotten sort of vicious, throwing DropBox under the bus to go to Paris and making out with creepy writer dudes in the corner.

Microsoft OneCloud: Andy after she quits Runway, refinds her ethical center, and starts doing the stuff she always wanted. Still competent, but now with a bunch of experience doing things that will help careers… Not hindered by dealing with random tasks assigned by a micromanaging sociopath.  Magically get things working without making a big fuss about it, does things that make sense that you never thought-of.  Probably loves cheese.

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